(Source: sufferingpariah)

secede:

why fall in love in real life when you can care too much for someone over the internet

(Source: theapathyclub)

fagtree:

this just in my dad likes hoes at dsw

omg

toyosatomatrix:

I want this if not just for the Penguins

• Me:the weather is so nice today
• Mom:aw, do you want to go outsi-
• Me:No

getoutofmyheadcharles:

wittyurlname:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

croozluh:

engineeringlesbian:

THIS IS NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED AND SCREAMS “SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE”

WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST BE FUCKING PEOPLE
PEOPLE FUCKING PEOPLE
INSTEAD OF LABELLING

E V E R Y T H I N G 

/unpopular opinion 

I swear to god, Guy you are my idol come to America so I can love you.

OKAY LET ME PUT THIS IN THE MOST SIMPLE WAY I POSSIBLY CAN.

WHEN MY FRIEND ASKED ME TO MEET HER BOYFRIEND AND SHOWED ME A CHICK?  I SAID “OH SO SHE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND?” AND GOT YELLED AT FOR TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE I CALLED HER SHE.  THAT’S NOT FUCKING RIGHT.

I DON’T CARE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A PENIS.  YOU DON’T.  YOUR CHROMOSOMES SAY YOU’RE A CHICK.  I DON’T HAVE TO RESPECT YOUR CHOIES OF PRONOUNS UNLESS YOU RESPECT MY SELF-GIVEN TITLE OF LORD BARON OF OIL.

I will now hail you as the LORD BARON OF OIL in all situations.

_{ohgodIlaughedsohardateverythingI’mahorriblepersonbutIagreewiththisunpopularopinionalksdfjls}

THAT HAVING BEEN SAID, “OTHERKIN IDENTIFIED”

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THAT

DO WE HAVE SOME FUCKING TIEFLINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

I’m fine if a person wants to be a different gender and people have the decision to be what they want to be but if you are going to fucking identify as a nonhuman stop using human speech and language and don’t act like a human 

japanlove:

にわにわにわにわとりがある。

庭には二羽鶏がいる。

In the garden, there are two chickens.

(Source: spntweets)

(Source: madotsuki)